Quotes from conservatives:

(I’d normally not call them idiots – although they certainly call ME that – but these comments were ridiculous at best….my comments in italics and highlighted, if I have any)

“I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.” ~ Donald Rumsfeld
(My mind just wandered as it does when I turn into a radio station that’s speaking a language that I don’t understand. Cuz it just makes NO SENSE)_

 “Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.” ~ Jerry Falwell
(???)

“If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” ~ George W. Bush
(Well you were, right?)

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” ~ George W. Bush
(I’m gonna say NOPE!)

‎”I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.” ~ Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
(Woot, I just crossed over. I’m now officially a conservative!)

“I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” ~ George W. Bush
(Right! Scott McClellan told us while you were still in office, didn’t he?)

“Well, I learned a lot….I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You’d be surprised. They’re all individual countries” ~ Ronald Reagan
(Mighty white of you!)

“When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh shut up’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining.” ~ Glenn Beck
(You would be. Anytime anyone besides YOU is complaining that’s taking attention away from you, isn’t it?)

‎”I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann
(Ummmm….ok)

‎”I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.” ~ Dan Quayle
(Just nothing to say here. I think this guy was picked on a lot and that makes me sad.)

“We have a lot of work to do. It’s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border.” ~ John McCain (the countries share no common border)
(He was confused and busy and distracted. Gonna overlook this.)

‎”The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” ~ Pat Robertson
(never mind. I just can’t address that level of idiocy.)

“He is purple – the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle – the gay pride symbol.” ~ Jerry Falwell’s warning to parents that “Tinky Winky,” a character on Teletubbies, may be gay
(See previous comment)

‎”The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.” ~ Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX)
(Uh Huh)

‎”Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” ~ Rep. Michelle Bachmann
(Ummmmm)


‎”My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply.They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that. And so what you’ve got to do is you’ve got to curtail that type of behavior. They don’t know any better.”
(This, as my cousin would say, made my head spin around and green bile project from my mouth) 

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