Hey y’all, a guy on the dating site sent me a questionnaire. I responded (in caps so mine would be easy to see). I only really had one question for him…
Here you go:
Where are from? I GREW UP IN THE OZARK MOUNTAINS IN THE OUACHITA NATIONAL FOREST IN NORTHERN ARKANSAS
How many kids do you have? TWO, AGE 12 AND 17
Are they grown and on their own? NO
You went to school in Wichita Falls? What did you study? I HAVE A BACHELOR’S DEGREE IN LIBERAL ARTS
How long were you married? One time, or more? I’VE BEEN MARRIED MORE THAN ONCE
Where do you teach? SOCIAL MEDIA CLASSES
Are you a city girl or country girl originally? COUNTRY, VERY MUCH SO
Do you live alone? NO, KIDS
Do you have any pets? YES
Do you have any favorite places to eat? I’M NOT A PICKY EATER. I LOVE SEAFOOD, AN OCCASIONAL GOOD STEAK, MEXICAN FOOD
Would you like to meet at Applebee’s at Tanger some time at lunch or dinner? SURE…MAYBE NEXT WEEK?
Phone? Yes, sure. What’s your number, I’ll text you.
I have one:
Are you a Democrat or Republican?