Baby Daddy (inexplicably) gave Little Guy a sword. He’s been outside practicing with it (stabbing 400 year old oaks, etc…yes, I stopped him). He finally came back in and put the sword in the corner and said
“being good with a sword takes skill, practice and abs. I’ve got skill and practice but no abs”
He just came in and said, “look I do have a little bit of a 6 pack”. Diva said, “NO those are your RIBS!”.